KAZ’S FAMOUS DAD JOKES

1) What is the best time to see a dentist?   2:30

2) What do you call it when you can’t go pee?  Urine trouble

3) Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?  Because it runs in your jeans!

4) What do Japanese Cannibals eat?  Raw man  Q

5) What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?  Bison

6) Did you know there is a cure for swine flu and bird flu?   Its’ Ointment and treatment

7) Why does it take 239 beans to make the best bean soup from Ireland?   One more bean would make it too “farty”

8) Did you know there is a wine to cure having to go pee often?  Pinot Noir

9) There is an Italian in the living room, a German in the dining room who is in the bathroom?  European

10) How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?  Ten, tentacles

11) What did the 79 year old pirate say on his next birthday?  Hi Matie

12) If 10 + 10 = 20 how can 11 + 11 = 20?  10+10=20 11+11=20 too

13) The first French Fries were not cooked in France,  they was first cooked in Greece!

14) What is Forest Gumps password?  1 forest 1

15) Did you know 11 + 11 = 20?  What is 10 + 10 ? 20 what is 11 + 11 = 22 the second 2 is too.

16) What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?   Attire